MY DEFENSE AGAINST THE CITY OF COLOGNE

MY DEFENSE AGAINST THE CITY OF COLOGNE. 

I and my wife have been doing one on one personal Christian missionary work for the last 33 years in many countries. 

Now as I am getting old we are meeting people from all over the world and very often from the countries that we have lived in and passed through.. 

For example, Russian speakers, from Ukraine where we lived for 9 years and where three of our seven children were borne, Moldova, Russia, that we passed through on our travels, ......

Portuguese  speakers from Brazil and Portugal.....Brazil where I met my wife 33 years ago.....

French speakers from France and many French speaking African countries.....

India where we spent seven years and three more of our  seven children were borne, including passing through Tamil speaking Sri Lanka......

Poland four years where are seventh and last child was borne 14 years ago....

Then Slovakia where we spent three years before returning to my wife's native Germany, my wife is German. 

Here we have been for 8 years, 5 of which have been in coming to Cologne on a daily basis. 

My five eldest children became almost very famous as a singing group often appearing on German tv channels 8 years ago sponsored by and contracted to EMI Cologne, who invested 1,000,000€ in the production of their 2nd group singing album....called CARRY ME HOME...

This was delightfully sung to very catchy tunes and charming lyrics in a Kelly family style, but sadly only 4000 albums and not the 4,000,000 hoped for. So the result was a sad flop.

My eldest daughter, after lighting a candle in the Cologne Dom cathedral asked the holy mother the Virgin Mary to help her find a nice husband as she was tired of the many boy friends. 

Two moths later she met Elijah Blue Alman the second child of the famous American pop idol and actress Cher, with whom she has been happily married for close on three years.

I am trying to give you a little background to whom I am and the rather extraordinary family connections that I have, so that you will know where I am coming from.

My mother's eldest sister is the grandmother of my first cousin, the present finance minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the chancellor of the exchequer, George Gideon Osborne.

I became a missionary for Jesus Christ shortly after the death of Winston Churchill in 1965 and have been one ever since. 

At 77 nearly 78, I must be coming to the end of my very active life, now as a convert to the Roman Catholic religion some 13 years ago in Wroclaw Poland.

In our approach to the general public, we have never been aggressive in the way we address the people, politely asking them, 

"Excuse me Sir or Madam may we ask you a question?" If they do not want to talk which is the response of 80%, we wish them a "God bless you!"

If they hesitate we offer them a Catholic production flyer with our name and address and Email together with a salvation prayer. 

We offer it to them and do not force it on them, in any way.

If they show more interest, a very few do, then we offer them a Rosary prayer colour brochure, which explains that the the Virgin Mary of Fatima, encouraged the three famous children, Lucia, Jacinta and Francesco, to pray the rosary against the HORRORS OF WAR. 

AS WE MAKE HOME MADE ANTI THE HORRORS OF WAR ROSARY BRACELETS IN MANY COLOURS, WE OFFER THEM THE CHOICE FOR A SMALL DONATION.  

If they ask us how much we say the donation price is up to them..some give 2€, some 1€ or 50 cents and occasionally someone may very generously give 5€, but that is quite rare. 

We never quibble over the price and when people have no cash we give them a plastic covered picture of the Jesus as seen by Saint FAUSTINA of Poland who died on my mother's birthday on Oct 5th 1938 

I was borne 47 days later on the 22nd of November 1938. So I feel quite an affinity with this sweet polish nun.

Many too we give away for free to students and beggars and street dwellers to all of whom we are well known. 

Many times we also distribute bread and buns to the poor.

We do often see other people who are soliciting donations for a newspaper or for flowers and frankly they are very very pushy and make people unhappy and sad.

We believe that our question,"DO YOU KNOW THAT JESUS LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY? Brings smiles and joy to others even if they don't stop.

Just five days ago a man smiled at me and told me that the author of a book...





ERIC FLEUGGE HAD been asked by me if he knew Jesus loved him. Apparently he did not stop but was so haunted and influenced by this question that he devoted the last chapter of his best selling book to THE OLD MAN..DER alte Mann..I.e. Me!!!!!

WE PLEAD INNOCENT TO ALL THE ACCUSATIONS LAID AGAINST US..ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now my suggestion to you dear members of the Ordnungsamt including your honorable leader Mr Rummel is to drop this case in view of what I have written here. 

I really believe that would be your best course of action as otherwise, I will not hesitate to send this letter to as many MEDIA news outlets and invite them to the court hearing.

I HAVE NO HARD FEELINGS AGAINST YOU OR YOUR MEN!!!!!!!!!

In view of the very serious refugee problem surely you would do better to stick to finding DAISH terrorists and sexual molesters of women and leave a missionary couple of 77 and 56 years old, alone and at peace. We are not doing anyone any harm but bringing spiritual help strength and encouragement to many many people

Also the many drug dealers and pick pocketers and trixters who frequent this same space as ourselves. 

We know who they are and try hard to reach them for Jesus Christ and offer them simple Christianity rather than a life of petty crime.

We have also had some success amongst Muslims who would like to become Christians, forwarding their names to the Christian authorities for their care and attention.

Yours very very sincerely

Michael Jaffray King and Irmgard King.

I hope that we can resolve this situation without me taking you to court. I will get no pleasure from fighting you over this cause. I wish for a peaceful and amicable outcome.