TROUBLE MAKER BECOMES A ROMAN CATHOLIC

TROUBLE MAKER BECOMES ROMAN CATHOLIC!!!!! In the COG I was very often a trouble maker....I was often at loggerheads with the leadership and many many times on the bench....WHY???? I WILL TRY YO EXPLAIN..... I KNEW THAT THE COG HAD COTTONED ON TO SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY GREAT....WHAT WAS THAT???? FORSAKING ALL AND LIVING ENTIRELY FROM WITNESSING OR LITNESSING AS WE USED TO CALL IT AND GOING INTO ALL THE WORLD...IT WORKED A DREAM...IT WAS ALWAYS A FIGHT ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE STARTS OUT EVERY DAY AT THE BEGINNING...ONE WILL NEVER EVER FEEL LIKE LITNESSING....WHY????BECAUSE IT LITERALLY KILLS YOUR PRIDE and even if you did great yesterday, when you start again today it is like the first time you ever did it and you will think up a million reasons to let the other guy do it and not you..SOUNDS FAMILIAR????I BET IT DOES IF YOU EVER DARED TO DO THIS AMAZING JOB.. EVEN WITH THE FALSE DOCTRINE OF THAT RIDICULOUS BABY TRACT OF JESUS TAKING YOUR SPANKING WHEN HE REALLY SUFFERED BLOODY MURDER AND TORTURING, IT WORKED.. WE STARTED TO GET SERIOUSLY OFF TRACK WHEN THE LITNESSERS AND FUND RAISERS WERE DEMOTED TO SECOND CLASS CITIZENS AND THE LAZY ELITE TOOK OVER...THEY NEVER LEAD FROM THE FRONT AND BUSIED THEMSELVES WITH OTHER MATTERS..EVEN MDS KIDS FAILED THE TEST...MD HIMSELF WAS TOTALLY LEAD ASTRAY BY HIS SEX MISTRESS WHO BELIEVED THAT IT WAS ENOUGH TO STAND A STREET CORNER AND SMILE AT THE PASSERS BY. BIG DEAL!!!??? I know that those of you who still do this and maybe there are one or two or maybe sadly none, will totally recognise what I am telling you about..After our meeting up with DAVIDITOO and his crowd in Odessa Ukraine, we were totally disgusted at their lukewarm ness and set out with a new movement lead by me called YOUR TEAM FOR JESUS.. Ha I was the new leading from the front MD OF MY TRIBE OF THREE FAMILIES...HOWEVER I TOO SOON GOT OFF TRACK AS WE HAD CASH COMING FROM OTHER SOURCES AND ALTHOUGH WE DID GO LITNESSING EVERY GOD BLESSED DAY WE OR I REALISED THAT I NEEDED TO FIND A ROCK HIGHER THAN ME....I REREAD ......ARE WE CATHOLICS OR PROTESTANTS ...?AND REALISED that the so called religion of bells and smells and worshipping Mary may have got something after all. God helped me by introducing me on the streets of Kiev to a revolutionary Dominican priest FATHER CHRISTOPHER FROM POLAND.. He took me on one side and said that my little team was more catholic than the Catholics and from then on we studied the Catechism and church history and found out that there was much more truth in Catholicism than in any other religion and the reason was that in MATTHEW ch 16 v 18 JESUS had made a promise to defend and build his church for ever come hell or high water. Like the original COG they believed in forsaking all..going into all the world obedience chastity not that one and poverty..they also believed that JESUS meant what he said in john ch 6 and the early church believed that the last supper and the celebration of the THANK YOU Eucharist was to be the central theme..of course it needed careful study and soon I discovered that the Virgin Mary was a perpetual virgin and the new eve.EVE. AND THAT HER SUFFERING FROM THE CRUEL MURDEROUS TORTUROUS CROSS WAS TO BE COMPARED WITH WHAT JESUS SUFFERED AND THAT ANY PARENT WOULD OFFER THEMSELVES TO CHANGE WITH THEIR CHILDREN IN SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES.. I FOUND OUT THAT SHE WAS THE NEW TABERNACLE FOR NINE MONTHS CONTAINING NOT JUST TABLETS OF STONE BUT THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD IN HER WOMB..IF YOU GO TO THE INTERNET AND STUDY APOLOGISTS LIKE PETER KREEFT AND JOHN MARTIGNONI YOU WILL SEE THAT THE BIBLE IS A ROMAN CATHOLIC BOOK..AND A GREAT DEAL MORE...OF COURSE JESUS COULD NOT LEAVE BEHIND PERFECT OR EVEN NEAR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT HE DID AND DOES LEAVE TO THIS DAY A CHURCH WHICH CONTINUES WITHOUT SPLITS AND IS THE GREATEST FORCE FOR CHRISTIANITY ON THE PLANET..ANTI ABORTION..BIRTH CONTROL AND A CATECHISM THAT STILL REFLECTS THE APOSTLES DOCTRINE IN ITS ENTIRETY... MD HAD HIS CHANCE AND CHOSE THE SEXY WAY OUT WHICH RESULTED IN THE TOTAL SHAMBLES WE HAVE TODAY...THERE IS AN ANGEL BEHIND EVERY BLADE OF GRASS SAYING GROW GROW GROW.. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE SUCH TOTAL AND UNINTERESTING BULLSHIT THEN I CANNOT HELP YOU.. IF THAT KIND OF RUBBISH IS YOUR BELIEF THEN I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR YOU...ALSO THERE IS NOW NO NEED TO WITNESS ANY MORE WE HAVE PASSED THROUGH THIS PHASE...I THINK THE CHRISTIAN SWINGERS CLUB WAS A STEP UP FROM THE TRASH THAT YOU ARE ENTERTAINING INVITING PEOPLE TO MEET YOU IN SUTH AMERICA FOR A NEW AGE MEETING ADMITTING THAT YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS...SO DOES THE DEVIL BY THE WAY...BUT THST YOU ARE NO LONGER CHRISTIAN.. WELL I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I BELIEVE THAT I MOST LIKELY WILL BE MARTYRED BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER WHICH HAD TAKEN OVER THE TFI MORMONS JWS AND ALL THE RADICALLY VIOLENT MUSLIM SECTS..AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE THE KING JAMES BIBLE AND THE CATS HAVE IT.. I WOULDN'T CHANGE THIS FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA.. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR SCREAMS SOON.. LOVE JOSEPH NOW MICHAEL JAFFRAY KING...A NEW BOTTLE IN AN OLD AGEING SKIN OF 75 YEARS... I WILL NEVER BLOCK YOU AS I NEED TO BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU FOR YOUR RECLAMATION AND IF YOU ARE STILL A SHEEP THEN YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME....