Friday 21 August 2015

Amended letter to,y kids

AMENDED LETTER TO MY KIDS 2 DAYS AFTER SHELLY'S BIRTHDAY....

Letter LETTER TO ALL MY KIDS ON SHELLY'S 14th birthday...

WE LOVE ALL OF YOU

MIKEY

ANGELA

JAZMINE

NATASHA

DAVID

JEMIMA

SHELLY.........

HOWEVER IT IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU of course with our help and prayers, TO MAKE OF WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR LIVES..

BLAMING MUM AND ME WILL NOT HELP YOU ONE CENT...  Blaming doesn't help...getting angry doesn't help....making the other feel bad for sure does not help....the first letter I wrote was designed to make you feel bad....for that I am sorry....yes it was retaliatory...vengeance, because you guys taught by my bad example are amazingly good at making me feel bad, I should as the older and more experienced, should have taken and treated it like water off a duck's back...

MAKE LEMONADE OUT OF THE LEMON THAT YOU ARE SO ANGRY ABOUT AND THAT YOU BLAME US FOR..I think that is good advice...

WE AIN'T BOTHERED.  That's a lie..we both mum and dad are seriously bothered and can hardly sleep at night. Specially mum

I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY WIFE AND YOU TOO, AND IT WILL NOT BE LONG TILL I DEPART FOR GOOD.. There's truth in that..how much longer can a 77 year old go on for...Leo Chaput is now 88... So maybe I can make it for a longer time????????

BREAK OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE AND GET RID OF MY FAT OLD BODY THE VERY CHEAPEST WAY YOU CAN.
Yes you should do that...I will be watching if I'm allowed to

I AIN'T BOTHERED....    Like I said that is a rebellious fat lie...we are very bothered when you guys are not happy...I KOW FOR ABSOLUTE SURE THAT JESUS CHRIST LOVES ME MORE THAN WORDS CAN EVER TELL..

HE ALSO LOVES YOU THE SAME...I wish that you would be able to realise...BUT IF YOU WANT TO REJECT HIS LOVE..that is your decision..a very sad decision and of course we will continue to help you and try by being a better example to show you that Jesus really works...SMOKE MARY JANE AND TAKE SYSTEM DRUGS AND THERAPY FOR YOU LIFE PROBLEMS, JUST GO AHEAD..
THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN MARIENHEIDI FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO THROW THE TOWEL IN AND GIVE UP MURMURING AGAINST THEIR EVIL BASTARD PARENTS..That was a nasty and meant to be nasty coming from a bitter old man trying to make himself better..I WAS WRONG,!!!!

WE DID AND ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN..that is true but we can always try to do better

YOU HAVE FOOD AND A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD WITH EVERYTHING PAID FOR FROM OUR MISSIONARY JOB..that is true and of course it would be amazing if you were thankful but according to nearly every family, all kids...repeat all kids...very rarely appreciate their parents until they become parents themselves and their parents die, and then they miss them and cry over them..

IF YOU WANT TO CLEAR OUT FEEL FREE TO GO ANY DAY..that would be so sad so sad so sad...

TRY NOT TO BREAK STUFF IN YOUR ANGER BUT IF YOU MUST YOU MUST.. WE WILL GET OVER IT..designed to make you feel bad...sorry..

I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO JAZZ AND TASH THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING ON THEIR OWN..IT WOULD NOT BE MY CUP OF TEA BUT IF IT ROCKS THEIR BOAT AND PUTS FOOD ON THE TABLE AND PAYS THEIR RENT, MORE POWER TO THEIR ELBOW..AS FOR ANJ SHE LIT A CANDLE IN THE DOM CATHEDRAL AND ASKED MARY FOR A HUSBAND AND SHE GOT EB..that is true...I am happy for them....

ALL THAT TO SAY WE WILL TRY TO ENCOURAGE YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.. MORE THAN THAT WE CANNOT DO. We will keep trying..

SO PUT THIS INFO INTO YOUR DOPE GLASS PIPES AND SMOKE IT GOOD..designed to make you mad sorry

MUM AND I JUST ARE NOT BOTHERED!!!!!yes we are very bothered and hardly sleep because we are bothered...

YES WE LOVE YOU BUT REFUSE TO BE TORMENTED BY YOUR YUCKY REMARKS..they do make us sad

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT HERE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND LEAVE US IN PEACE. We would be so sad if you left..that was just that bitter old man coming out in me uncontrolled so sorry

MUM AND DAD WE AIN'T BOTHERED.....that's a fat lie..we are very very bothered

THROWING YOUR SELVES OVER THE BALCONY WILL NOT DO IT EITHER.. JUST A BLOODY STUPID MESS TO CLEAR UP....
IN TIME WE WILL GET OVER THAT ONE TOO..
If any of you did that we would probably become like Uwe Schutz.

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