Three possibilities to describe God!!

Dear God
Of course I love you Oh great creator of the vast HELIO centric universe WHERE THE SUN IS 93,000,000 miles away...

But dear God all that Crap written in the Bible has been superseded by our modern pseudo science discoveries.

It was ok for you to write that the Sun stood still for Joshua, but we know that could never happen on a heliocentric model that is now Gospel true. 

The earth would fly into little pieces and would disintegrate if that happened.

All that garbage of a FIRMAMENT SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS....

ALL THAT NONSENSE OF YOU MAKING ONE GREAT LIGHT inside the firmament TO RULE THE DAY AND THEN THE LESSER LIGHTS OF MOON AND STARS TO RULE THE NIGHT..(all inside the flat earth firmament) 

Dear Jesus pull the other leg, it has bells on it.

AND YOU DID IT IN SIX DAYS???????????no way hosay !!!!!!

You know the more I think about the Bible... It has been terribly corrupted by men .... Jeran is right the wicked men of the past got a hold of it and smashed it but use it to control stupid people just like me mjk...

Lazarus raised from the dead after 4 days of decay???

I don't think so...the more I go into this the more I am taking the side of the great Theologian and Covenant Player christian missionary.. larry blatterman..

the important thing is to have looooooooove just ask pope francis......he will agree with you..

muslims...hindus...atheists....are all going to heaven..

actually there is no life after death...its just one big hoax..

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY??????

THERE ARE REALLY ONLY THREE POSSIBILITIES TO DESCRIBE GOD

(1)....one he does not exist..the atheists are correct..

(2).....two he does exist but he is an asshole..

(3).....THREE HE DOES EXIST BUT HE REALLY IS ALLLLLLLL POWERFUL

HE REALLY IS IS ALLLLLLLL GOOD. ALL LOVING...

HE REALLY IS MIGHTILY MERCIFUL...

HE REALLY DID SAY THAT TRUTH WOULD BE HIDDEN FROM THE WORLDLY WISE AND PRUDENT BUT REVEALED UNTO BABES..CHILDLIKE PEOPLE WITH A LOT OF SIMPLE FAITH....

YES HE DID LEAVE BEHIND A TRUTHFUL UNCORRUPTED BOOK OUR HOLY BIBLE..

THE TRUE UNADULTERATED WORD OF GOD...

A BOOK THAT THEOLOGIANS IN THEIR PRIDE AND SELF ESTEEM WOULD POOOH POOOOH BUT GUYS WHO ARE SMALL IN THEIR CHILDISH HUMBLE EYES AND ACCEPTANCE OF GOD..JESUS...THE HOLY SPIRIT..THE HOLY FAMILY OF MARY JOSEPH AND THE CHILD JESUS...
Would be so happy to study and appreciate and not continually doubt and find fault with.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT....

I am a number 3 man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about you???????????

1, 2 or 3???????????????????
Take your pick..
Love to hear from you....

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